The Future Lasts a Long Time

Somewhere in the U.K., May and Jimmy are wannabe Bonnie and Clydes. They daydream of being criminals who die in a hail of gunfire. Jimmy tries to fence some stolen goods in order to buy heroin. May whines when he doesn't succeed. So Jimmy...

Somewhere in the U.K., May and Jimmy are wannabe Bonnie and Clydes. They daydream of being criminals who die in a hail of gunfire. Jimmy tries to fence some stolen goods in order to buy heroin. May whines when he doesn't succeed. So Jimmy suggests they drive out to Kinney's - it's Kinney's birthday, so he's sure to have some skag about. They are happy and in love as they drive through fields of grain toward Kinney's, where one of Kinney's hangers-on has borrowed his pistol and is getting a shooting lesson from another slacker. By the time May and Jimmy arrive, something terrible has happened, and the fates of Bonnie and Clyde don't seem so romantic. Written by